DEA Agent Sues DEA After Shooting Self in Foot; For Serious
Topic: Stupidity

DEA agent and former pro football player Lee Paige has sued the Drug Enforcement Agency for "illegally" distributing a video that shows Paige shooting himself in the foot in a demonstration to school children. Paige asserts that the video turned him into a laughing stock and finished his career in law enforcement, when perhaps he should've realized that the fact that he shot himself in the foot only moments after stating he was the only one professional enough to handle the gun probably did more to hurt his career as a DEA agent.

Paige, who writes that he was "once regarded as one of the best undercover agents, if not the best, in the DEA," points to the clip's recent airing on popular television shows and via the Internet as the reason he can no longer work undercover. He also notes that he is no longer "permitted or able to give educational motivational speeches and presentations."

Dude we would hope not. These were middle school kids and you discharged a gun mere feet away from them. If you ever even came on school property again we would want you arrested, law enforcement agent or not. You suck. And watch the video, with the sound up, to see the proof.


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