The Damn DSCC Weekly Email Update; Blah, Blah, Blah
Topic: Politics

Somehow we got on the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee's email list and they seem to think that we are major contributors to their cause. So that entitles us to some nice inside information and posturing from one of the two political parties, which we will now share for you in a moment of end of the work week assholeism. What follows are a few of the prime snippets from Ms. Anne Lewis, who must do something for the DSCC, but we don't know what that is.

Republican opponents have nearly three times as much money combined as our Democratic candidates have to spend on the race. For example, Rick Santorum has $4 million more than Democrat Bob Casey has to spend on TV ads and other campaign activities that can chip away at Casey's lead in the polls. - Yes, this is because the GOP didn't throw it into attack ads during the 2004 election series. That was your bad.

Democrats have a powerful message on achieving real national security and will be sticking to it in the coming months in order to hold George Bush accountable for the arrogance and incompetence his administration has shown in handling the issue.

In fact, the DSCC released a new poll this week that shows - for the first time ever - more Americans trust Democrats to provide the tough and smart solutions our nation needs in order to provide real security. - This poll was conducted using registered Democrats as the sample subjects. Seriously, they said this on the DSCC web site.

Finally, more good news from Pennsylvania this week, where yet another poll shows Democrat Bob Casey with a healthy lead over Republican Rick "K Street" Santorum. A brand new Quinnipiac University poll shows Casey maintaining his double digit lead, 48%-37%. - We agree. Rick Santorum sucks. We did not, however, know his nickname was "K Street," whatever the shit that means.

So thanks for the email update Anne. From what we've gathered from it, the Democrats are broke, we donated some much needed money (which we didn't - ed.), Bush is Satan (or Hitler, it's ambiguous), and the GOP is just a club for rich boys. How's John Kerry, Anne? Still enjoying living in his nine fucking houses?


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